My Life Right Now

This is the outfit I wore today because I am useless to society:

I've had this T-shirt for at least 16 years. Note that my room is a trash heap of puppy stuff and that my National Merit certificate is hanging askew.

Here I am trying to look like a tough runway model who hasn't eaten in a really long time and isn't taking any more shit from anyone:

Today I ate blueberry pancakes and pasta and biscotti and Girl Scout cookies, so I'm probably not fooling anyone with the "hasn't eaten in a really long time" part.

The puppies are running around in my room right now, biting me and tearing things up. They are awful, but I love them anyway. Here's my little girl-potato, Lizzie. (She looks like a big potato with legs and a tiny head.):

And here it looks like I'm snuggling Spotters (I'm supposed to call him Joey now), but I'm really just trying to keep him from biting my face. (He's the first of the puppies to be able to climb onto my bed, which means he will probably be the first of the puppies to pee on my bed.):

I cropped this picture because my nose looked really red, but Max's face looked just right:

And here's Ginger sucking on a rag. It's really gross:

Here's a toy the puppies have had for a couple of days:

They are terrifying.

I don't get to go to bed until the puppies are tired (unless I want them to tear up their papers and bedding). 

It's a nice life, I guess?

This is my life right now.