People are always amazed that I don't even have to wear a wig to make my hair look this bad. My supermodeling secrets are:
1. Neglect to apply makeup, even though, according to that one kid, "Diana's nose is ALWAYS red! DUH!"
2. Wear yesterday's clothes, and make certain the shirt is a really baggy cut in a bland color.
3. Use a webcam to take the photo, for optimum reflection on your glasses.
In related news, I'm incredibly bored and having difficulty coming up with reasons why I should keep spending money on food. Maybe soon I'll have a supermodel body too, not just these incredible supermodeling skills!!!
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