Tweeter @iamchrisscott has been writing poems composed from fragments of Dear Abby letters. All his poems use lines from all the questions and replies in a single day's column, in chunks of no fewer than three words. I couldn't resist trying this process myself. Here is my fourth Dear Abby poem (please compare to today's column using the link at the end):
Sex and his determination
Sex and his determination
to have sex 100 times.
Sex five times a week!
Sex that also included
sex but that he also had.
Narcissist: Surprise! Surprise!
Loved by having sex.
Venus aptly applies
sex although more likely
bad sex is pretty.
Good sex, we guys!
A running tab of our sexual
sex--we only do it!
We have sex all the time!
Whether they're emotional,
sexual, or MEN, sex
is just. Extramarital sexual
pursuits IN KENTUCKY, DEAR!!
I had to chuckle
260 times a year.
Needless to say:
smile every day.
http://news.yahoo.com/battle-sexes-over-sex-ignites-feedback-readers-050625533.html
Sex and his determination
to have sex 100 times.
Sex five times a week!
Sex that also included
sex but that he also had.
Narcissist: Surprise! Surprise!
Loved by having sex.
Venus aptly applies
sex although more likely
bad sex is pretty.
Good sex, we guys!
A running tab of our sexual
sex--we only do it!
We have sex all the time!
Whether they're emotional,
sexual, or MEN, sex
is just. Extramarital sexual
pursuits IN KENTUCKY, DEAR!!
I had to chuckle
260 times a year.
Needless to say:
smile every day.
http://news.yahoo.com/battle-sexes-over-sex-ignites-feedback-readers-050625533.html
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